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John Haymer, Joseph Mell and Dick Van Dyke.
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Rob Petrie approaches two conventioneers from the Seals Lodge who are sitting in a bar watching a televised boxing match:
Fred: "You didn't give us the old Seal sign!"
Sam: "Where's your hat?"
Rob: "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not one of you. I'm just a guest at the hotel here. That's a cute greeting though." [barks like seal while clapping the backs of his hands together]
Fred: "Don't do that if you're not a Seal!"
Rob: "Oh, I'm sorry. I have a great respect for your group."
Sam: "Great, sit down and have a drink."
Rob: "Well, I'll tell you, I was hoping to watch the television."
Sam: "Oh, yeah? Good. You like the fights?"
Rob: "Yeah, I do, but there's another show I'd kind of like to see."
Fred: "What show?"
Rob: "Well, it's a, uh, fashion show."
Fred: "You want to watch a fashion show?"
Sam: "He's no Seal, Fred."
Fred: "I think he's an Odd Fellow." [00:08:00]

The Dick van Dyke Show. Episode Season Five, episode 149 "Bad Reception in Albany". First Aired: 9 March 1966. Directed by Jerry Paris, written by Garry Marshall, Jerry Belson. Dick van Dyke. Mary Tyler Moore, Bert Remsen, Tom D'Andrea, Joseph Mell, Johnny Haymer, Robert Nichols, Chanin Hale, Bella Bruck, Lorraine Bendix, Joyce Wellington, Tiny Brauer.
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